I used to scoff at people who expressed outrage when a character from a work of pop culture was recast as a woman or a person of a different race for a motion picture adaptation. How I looked down my nose at those ignorant fools from my ivory tower on high! Well, now I know that sting of betrayal. How dare you, V8! This is a slap in the face to all of us who have given so much to you over the years!